Chinese civic responsibility & a trip to Shanghai

Natalia’s Mum and sister are in town so yesterday we did the obligatry trip down to Shanghai for the day to give them my famous “Shanghai in one day special”.

Having had numerous friends and family make fleeting trips to visit me recently after a near two year drought, I have become quite good at the one day Shanghai misson.

I had tried in vain to lure people to Shandong for a taste of what a what I’d considered to be the closest they would ever come to the real China they would ever get, in Jiangsu, being closer to Shanghai, i’m honoured with far more guests.

On this occassion, a Sunday, the honoured guests opted for the Shanghai Aquarium to start and I hadn’t been there so I was happy to oblige. Unfortunately it was far too busy to really enjoy it for what it was. A lot of pushing, shoving and yelling and a few startled laowais squinting at the exhibits from over the heaving masses. The Taiwanese mother in law got to see a carefree local hock a loogie on the carpet. I really look forward to getting back there at a time when the crowds aren’t so invasive.

After the aquarium we filled the day with a superficial smattering of some of the essentials:

Jin Mao or the busier and more 1980’s Oriental Pearl tower, The Bund at night and Nanjing Dong Lu, chasing that blurry but essential Shanghai night shot, (Watch, Bag. DVD! anyone?). Qipu Textile Market to experience China’s unique war on piracy, read fake brands galore, a walk around the French Concession and the Shanghai Old Town for pricey Xiao Long Bao, souviniers and Starbucks amid a yesteryear shanghai backdrop.

During the day we witnessed a hit and run on a dog outside a bank near Nanjing Lu, a crowd gathered and the bank security guard was yelling orders for people to clear the dog off the road. As we arrived the crowd continued to gather while the dog gasped and twitched on in the middle of the road. People took photo’s on their camera phones as the dog lay there dying. I wanted to believe that the photo’s were evidence against a careless driver but I doubt it.

It’s become a stupid reflex of mine, having lived just 3 years in China to avoid involving myself in China’s internal affairs. I have been conditioned against being the hero, even if the pick pocket has both hands, even his head in my neibours handbag. It’s perhaps for this reason, one of my clients 11th floor apartent was able to be gutted by fire without anyone from the other 100 apartments in the building, the thousand apartments in the compound or the 24/7 security service batting an eyelid to the smoke. It expalins the absolute shock and surprise on the face of a Suzhou theif when my Father clobbered him with a copy of the lonely planet, recovering his camera.

Though in this case, and I must credit my animal loving fiance, Natalia for applying pressure in the right places as I walked out into the street, blocking traffic to carry the mortally wounded animal from the road. I was both careful not to aggrivate his wounds and with a slight level of distrust of what the poor little barstard might do if I accidentally caused him any further pain.

Speaking from too much experience it’s a profound, moving and regrettable thing witnessing a young persons last breath and as a city boy and an animal lover I have to say this experience wasn’t totally devoid of the same sentiment. I can’t help but thinking had this been a human being how would the crowd have reacted? I can only hope I would have had the same if not more courage and compassion.

A Day in Tongli, Suzhou

Tongli ,SuzhouWe took a trip just outside of Suzhou today, to Tongli, a small water town in Wujiang county, just outside of Suzhou. Like Zhouzhuang, Tongli consists of a network of canals interweaving an ancient town and it’s by any stretch of the imagination, much the Suzhou that Marco Polo must have experienced over 500 years ago.

Tongli has a number of sites of historical significance that you can gain entry to with your ticket though I’d recommend spending a day or an afternoon kicking around the rustic streets, picking up a few souvineirs (the vendors, I found to be far less pushy than those at Zhouzhuang) eating in one of the many small canal side restaurats serving local fare and downing a few Tongli beers.

Recipe: Soy Braised Chicken

This recipe is so ridiculously easy that even a monkey could cook it. This got eaten up so fast, I forgot to take a photo.

Ingredients:

  • 500g Chicken (Wings, thighs, or a whole chicken)
  • 2 tsp 5 spice powder
  • 1 star anise
  • 1 piece of ginger, sliced
  • 2 tbsp sugar
  • 1 tbsp dry sherry
  • 1 Cup of soy sauce
  • 1.5 Cups of Water*

*Or enough to mostly cover the chicken, keeping the same soy/water ratio.

  1. Bring the soy sauce, water, ginger, sugar, sherry, 5 spice and star anise to the simmer in a casserole dish or sauce pan.
  2. Reduce the stove to its lowest setting and simmer for 15-20 minutes, covered, until the chicken is cooked.
  3. Remove the chicken pieces, garnish and serve. Discard the sauce or refrigerate for your next batch!

Best served with rice.

Chinese Tian-Ling worker shoes remade as fashion plimsolls

Suck on that Zhao Ban di, another Chinese cultural icon raped and pillaged by the western imperialists.

OSPOP have remade the classic worker sneaker, sported by Chinese migrant workers everywhere as fashion plimsolls. WTF is a Plimsoll? I had to ask too, it’s a rubber-soled canvas shoe for sports or onboard ships; a precursor of trainers (thanks Wikipedia). I think they look pretty awesome.

OSPOP has travelled to the corner of Henan province to the Tianling (literally ‘Sky Wolf’) Shoes Factory to get these authentic workshoes from an orginal source.

Before you boycott..

On may 16th 2007 OSPOP established an education fund in Wen county to provide fnancial assistance to qualified high school seniors who lack the necessary means to begin their first year of university studies.

Check out their site, but turn down the speakers if you’re at work.

Gordon Brown aide a victim of honeytrap operation by Chinese agents

Top aide to Gordon Brown gets seduced by an attractive Chinese woman at a Shanghai hotel night club, takes her back to his room and wakes up and “TA-DA” his blackberry missing.

The incident occurred in Shanghai on the second day of the tour. That evening, about a dozen members of the Downing Street staff went to a hotel disco where a lively party with several hundred young people was in full swing.

“It was apparently a lot of fun, there was quite a bit of dancing with lots of people ona big crowded dance floor,” said one security official.

The group stayed at the disco for at least two hours. One senior aide was approached by an attractive Chinese woman. The couple danced and later disappeared together.

The security official said: “In these circumstances it was not wise. Nobody knows exactly what happened after they left. But the next morning he came forward and said: “My BlackBerry is missing.” The prime minister’s Special Branch protection team were alerted.

This probably happens to dozens of horny laowai in Shanghai every weekend.